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The Legend of Rajinikanth Top 20 Rajinikanth Jokes & Humour

Rajinikanth, the greatest superstar of the South has become the latest attraction of the internet world. Social networks like Facebook, Twitter etc has filled with jokes about the Legend of Rajini.

The release of the latest movie of Rajinikanth 'Endhiran' or the 'Robot' and the hype it created has made him a legendary figure who doesn't have the word 'impossible' written in his dictionary.

Here are the 20 hand-picked Legends about the one and only Rajinikanth.

1. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are today called Giraffes

2. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug spray

3. Rajinikanth doesnt breath, air hides in his lungs for protection.

4. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isnt lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.

5. Rajinikanth doenst need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

6. Rajinikanth's next film is called Twitter, He plays 140 characters in it

7. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player now it plays DVDs

8. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good or else the result? Mother Teresa

9. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

10. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so he brought the sun closer to hear the earth up

11. Rajinikanth goes to the court and sentences the judge

12. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero

14. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle bin

15. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there is no sign of life there

16. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep

17. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it

18. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird

19. Rajinikanth can drown a fish

20. The email id of Ranjinikanth is gmail@rajinikanth.com

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